“The great advantage about telling the truth is that nobody ever believes it.”
“Truth, as he always said, was overrated, nobody ever won prizes for telling the truth.”
“It amused me to think that one can tell the truth when one is drunk and nobody will believe it.”
“The thing about the truth is that it exists outside of belief. Even if nobody believes it, that thing is still true.”
“Nobody ever completely means what they say. Even when they think they're telling the truth, there's always something hidden behind their words.”
“Fiction is the great liar that tells the truth about how the world really lives.”