“I'd like to have money. And I'd like to be a good writer. These two can come together, and I hope they will, but if that's too adorable, I'd rather have money.”

“Money cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studdedwheelchair.”

“I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.”

“Inventory:"Four be the things I am wiser to know:Idleness, sorrow, a friend, and a foe.Four be the things I'd been better without:Love, curiosity, freckles, and doubt.Three be the things I shall never attain:Envy, content, and sufficient champagne.Three be the things I shall have till I die:Laughter and hope and a sock in the eye.”

“I've never been a millionaire but I know I'd be just darling at it.”

“I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be darling at it.”

“If I didn't care for fun and such,I'd probably amount to much.But I shall stay the way I am,Because I do not give a damn.”