“I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.”

“I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.”

“I'd like to have money. And I'd like to be a good writer. These two can come together, and I hope they will, but if that's too adorable, I'd rather have money.”

“I would rather have a free bottle in front of me than a pre-frontal lobotomy”

“The half-full bottle in front of me, is better than a full-frontal lobotomy.”

“Money cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studdedwheelchair.”

“I've never been a millionaire but I know I'd be just darling at it.”