“It turns out that, at social gatherings, as a source of entertainment, conviviality, and good fun, I rank somewhere between a sprig of parsley and a single ice-skate.”
“Just like trying to ice skate on two sticks of butter in the desert, my love for her melted and was no good to anyone but a chef.”
“Skating was a gift given to me, and it's a sport I love. I go out there every single day and there isn't a day I don't want to be out there”
“Today the greatest single source of wealth is between your ears.”
“When I want your opinion, I'll stop ice skating in hell and ask for it!”
“If you're skating on thin ice, you might as well dance.”