“It's not the tragedies that kill us; it's the messes.”
“And I'm dying to know, is it killing you like it's killing me? And the story of us looks a lot like a tragedy now.”
“We mourn for the dead, but it's a selfish act. It may be a tragedy that so many young lives are lost to us, but it's our tragedy alone because they are at peace.”
“For if it's all the rest of us who are killed by the suicide, it's himself whom the murderer kills; only he has to do is over, and over, and over.”
“Comedy is tragedy standing on its head with its pants down.”
“It sends out a very clear message: "Mess with us and we'll do something worse than kill you. We'll kill your children.”