“Money cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studdedwheelchair.”

“I'd like to have money. And I'd like to be a good writer. These two can come together, and I hope they will, but if that's too adorable, I'd rather have money.”

“If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.”

“I've never been a millionaire but I know I'd be just darling at it.”

“I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.”

“I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be darling at it.”

“If I didn't care for fun and such,I'd probably amount to much.But I shall stay the way I am,Because I do not give a damn.”