“Tonstant Weader fwowed up.”

“It is that word 'hunny,' my darlings, that marks the first place in The House at Pooh Corner at which Tonstant Weader fwowed up.”

“But I don't give up; I forget why not.”

“She can sit up and beg, and she can give her paw —I don't say she will, but she can.”

“Sometimes I think I'll give up trying, and just go completely Russian and sit on a stove and moan all day.”

“Every year, back comes Spring, with nasty little birds yapping their fool heads off and the ground all mucked up with plants.”

“Some men break your heart in two,Some men fawn and flatter,Some men never look at you;And that cleans up the matter.”