“You can't teach an old dogma new tricks.”

“You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think.”

“Q: What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?A: You can't hear an enzyme.”

“Yet, as only New Yorkers know, if you can get through the twilight, you'll live through the night.”

“The plot is so tired that even this reviewer, who in infancy was let drop by a nurse with the result that she has ever since been mystified by amateur coin tricks, was able to guess the identity of the murderer from the middle of the book.”

“That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can't say 'No' in any of them.”

“Oh, both my shoes are shiny new,And pristine is my hatMy dress is 1922…My life is all like that.”