“No matter what happens to society, I must maintain my supply of ice cream. ”
“I like ice cream with my cake. But in moderation, and not like five gallons with a cupcake. For that much ice cream, I’d need at least two cupcakes.”
“What? Get tired of the way he looks at me as if I'm his entire life? Get over the fact that for the first time ever, someone wants me for me? That the man somehow actually enjoys making me happy?"Jade stared at her. "The ice cream...""I'll buy a lifetime supply of ice cream. Hell, I'll even pretend he's right some of the time... it's worth it. He's worth it. And you know what? So am I.”
“. . . and even the worst ice cream is better than no ice cream.”
“Well, I wouldn't be grumpy if you left my ice cream alone, douche!”
“If there is shit all around me, how can I eat my ice cream?”