“I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence”
“Attacking a lightning rod doesn't make you lightning..."Regarding Barack Obama”
“Laughter is the lightning rod of play, the eroticism of conversation.”
“I'd rather be a lightning rod than a seismograph.”
“The best lightning rod for your protection is your own spine.”
“The church says the earth is flat; but I have seen its shadow on the moon, and I have more confidence even in a shadow than in the church.”