“Conversation, like certain portions of the anatomy, always runs more smoothly when lubricated.”
“My stomach rumbled. Like certain other portions of my anatomy, it had a tendency to become easily sidetracked, and to hell with little details like survival.”
“A good conversation always involves a certain amount of complaining. I like to bond over mutual hatreds and petty grievances.”
“next to it was a dvd called 'as i get laid dying,' which had a hospital scene on the front. it was like grey's anatomy, only with less grey and more anatomy.”
“Trust, like the lubricant in an engine, is noticed only when it is gone and the motor has seized up.”
“In real life things don’t go so smoothly. At certain points in our lives, when we really need a clear-cut solution, the person who knocks at our door is, more likely than not, a messenger bearing bad news.”