“If I wasn't such a bad woman on the page, I couldn't be such a good woman in life.”
“The woman didn't taste bad, but she tasted wrong. She smelled good, but it wasn't right.”
“Mary wasn't brilliant.She was a good woman who let her emotions guide her politics. She just couldn't help being for anybody who was agin something.”
“My second wife - I was still young then - she left me, and I made the mistake of winning her back. It took me years to lose her again after that. She was a good woman. It is not easy to lose a good woman. If one must marry it is better to marry a bad woman.”
“Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.”
“A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life, to be thankful for a good one.”