“I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge?”
“I am not who you think I am; I am not who I think I am; I am who I think you think I am ”
“I think that I am too warm to negatively judge individuals, yet I am cold enough to negatively judge humanity.”
“.... I am in no position to judge you or anything you do.''Yet you think I could be judged were you not so magnanimous as to forgo the exercise?”
“I am a terrible judge of character' "I don't think so. You just need to take note of FACTS from the outset, not feelings.”
“Apparently Blank thinks I am a nice accommodating guy, please explain to him that I am a son of a bitch”