“Lemon??!!”
“When life gives you lemons, forget the lemonade. Make a lemon chicken and a rich lemon cheesecake. Blame life for the extra pounds.”
“When life gives you lemons...throw the lemons at people..it's hilarious!”
“When life hands you lemons, just say fuck the lemons and bail.”
“If life hands you lemons,keep them. Because, hey, free lemons.-T-Shirt”
“When life gives you lemons... choke on them and die... you stupid lemon eater.”