“Shee, you guys are so unhip it's a wonder your bums don't fall off.”
“You're so unhip, it's a wonder your bum doesn't fall off.”
“And now your dead inside, still you wonder why, when your on the edge and falling off, its all over, for you”
“Shee-it, you people have all the fun. You guys are givin' people strokes and havin' sex parties and doin' rescues while I'm off gallivantin' in the forest, shootin' at some stupid dang targets.”
“What a midwesterner he was, a thoroughly unhip guy with his heart in the usual place, on the sleeve, in plain sight.”
“Yes, life is a playground, its fun and wonderful unless you're careless, then you're going to fall off the monkey bars and break your neck.”