“The idea that Bill Gates has appeared like a knight in shining armor to lead all customers out of a mire of technological chaos neatly ignores the fact that it was he who, by peddling second-rate technology, led them into it in the first place.”
“Maybe all young men who love us become knights in shining armor when we love them back.”
“For someone who is supposed to be a knight in shining armor, you're acting like an ass in aluminum foil.”
“Oh Mom, it turns out my knight in shining armor was just some liar in tinfoil.”
“So this chocolate princess. Her knight in shining armor is the Easter Bunny.”
“You live in a deranged age - more deranged than usual, because despite great scientific and technological advances, man has not the faintest idea of who he is or what he is doing.”