“Very deep. You should send that in to the Reader's Digest. They've got a page for people like you.”
“They've got organizations for people like me with stupid preoccupations.”
“Chocolate and coffee ? Together ? Whoever came up with that combination should have won a Nobel Peace Prize. Or at least a subscription to Reader's Digest.”
“You should have risen above it," I said smugly. "It's not a slam at you when people are rude -- it's a slam at the people they've met before.”
“You can always count on people to crowded your party when you’re in glory but you should never dream of people sending you charcoal in the cold.”
“If you aren't on Goodreads, you should be. I've said it before, it's like Facebook for readers on crack.”