“What's so unpleasant about being drunk?""Ask a glass of water!”
“It's unpleasantly like being drunk." "What's so unpleasant about being drunk?" "You ask a glass of water.”
“What is timea November leaf a child's vacillating mouth a rose a left-over, half-drunk glass of water.”
“Four questions about the glass and the water. Is it 1/2 full, 1/2 empty, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be and what did you do with the water.”
“My worthless self lives on at the bottom of every expression, like an indissoluble residue at the bottom of a glass from which only water was drunk.”
“While discussing the monster:"It sounds like the combination of water being poured into a glass," Miss Hawkline said, "A dog barking and the muttering of a drunk parrot. And very, very loud.""I think we're going to need the shotgun for this one," Cameron said.”