“You're a jerk,' repeated the alien, 'a complete asshole.”
“You are such a jerk! Get back here!""Jerk?" he repeated. " You're the one spying in windows.”
“You're going to run into jerk-offs, but remember: It's not the size of the asshole you worry about, it's how much shit comes out of it.”
“Love is bullshit. Emotion is bullshit. I am a rock. A jerk. I'm an uncaring asshole and proud of it.”
“Because when a guy's a jerk or an asshole, it's easier because you know exactly where you stand.”
“You're in a physical landscape you share with this bizarre and fundamentally alien creature, not alien because she's female but alien because you're a fool in love and there's nothing not alien about that.”