“Always keep your mouth shut with a drunk. You can never win with piss tanks. The most you can hope for is to break even.”

“Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.”

“People can tell you to keep your mouth shut, but that doesn't stop you from having your own opinion.”

“There are, I have discovered, ten commandments for mother-in-law. These rules are not mine. They come from mothers-in-law of every color, race, class, and disposition. Given the diversity of the women, the uniformity of opinion on this compels attention -- also discussion. Here are the ten most recommended rules:1. Keep your mouth shut.2. Keep your mouth shut.3. Keep your mouth shut.4. Keep your mouth shut.5. Keep your mouth shut.6. Keep your mouth shut.7. Keep your mouth shut.8. Keep your mouth shut.9. Keep your mouth shut.10. Keep your mouth shut.”

“The fastest runners don't always win the race and the greatest heroes don't always win the battles. But just keep running and fighting if that's all you can do. Never lose faith. And one day, you just might attain all that you hoped for and... more.”

“Love with your mouth shut, help without breaking your ass or publicizing it: keep cool, but care.”