“At least when you're young you're also stupid.”
“You shouldn't believe everything you hear you're young, not stupid.”
“But then, it's probably different when you're young.”
“When you're surrounded by stupidity, self-preservation isn't a sin.”
“You know you're having a crappy morning when the best that can be said for it is that at least you're not a Smurf.”
“When you're young and healthy you can plan on Monday to commit suicide, and by Wednesday you're laughing again.”