“I sandpapered the roof of my mouth with 3 bowls of Cap'n Crunch - had raw gobbets of mouth-beef dangling onto my tongue all day”

Douglas Coupland

Douglas Coupland - “I sandpapered the roof of my mouth...” 1

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