“I'll pour Drāno on your grave, you sick bastard.”
“If you get yourself killed, I'll find your grave and spit on it," she threatened.”
“Hey, you freakin' bastard," I breathed. "You hit me again and I'll take care of your family planning.”
“Even I, as sick as I am, I would never be you. Even I, sick and depraved, a traveler to the grave, I would never be you.”
“I'll pour you the first one and after that, if you don't have one, it's your own f****** fault. You know where it is.”
“Fine, princess.... But if I get sick, I expect you to wait on me hand and foot.""If you get sick, I'll just have Ash put you out of your misery.""I'm touched that you care.”