“Society indeed conspires to keep you ball and chained.”

“It is indeed a mistake to confuse children with angels”

“Sometimes you accidentally input an extra digit into the year: i.e, 19993 and you add 18,000 years on to *now*, and you realize that the year 19993 will one day exist and that time is a scary thing, indeed.”

“I curled myself into a ball and cried quietly, doing that thing that only young people can do, namely, feeling sorry for myself. Once you're past thirty you lose that ability; instead of feeling sorry for yourself you turn bitter.”

“Below a certain point, if you keep too quiet, people no longer see you as thoughtful or deep; they simply forget you.”

“Always keep your mouth shut with a drunk. You can never win with piss tanks. The most you can hope for is to break even.”

“Keep your treasure to yourself.”