“The belief that tomorrow is a different place from today is certainly a unique hallmark of our species.”

“Human beings are the only animal that thinks they change who they are simply by moving to a different place. Birds migrate, but it’s not quite the same thing.”

“The modern world is devoted to vanishing species, vanishing weather and vanishing capacity for wonder.”

“I wonder that all things seem to be from hell these days: dates, jobs, parties, weather…Could the situation be that we no longer believe in that particular place? Or maybe we were all promised heaving in our lifetimes, and what we ended up with can’t help but suffer in comparison.”

“All families are psychotic. Everybody has basically the same family - it's just reconfigured slightly different from one to the next.”

“You know what the best thing is about the end of the day? Tomorrow, it starts all over again.”

“Dag insists that all dogs secretly speak the English language and subscribe to the morals and beliefs of the Unitarian church...”