“With the first drink comes the truth, with the second drink comes wishful thinking, and with the third drink come the lies.”
“If you are thirsty, come and drink.”
“Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said 'I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze ’em?”
“Life really comes down to two problems. You are either drinking too much or you are not drinking enough.”
“The more you think about things, the weirder they seem. Take this milk. Why do we drink COW milk?? Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said, 'I think I'll drink whatever comes out of these things when I squeeze 'em!'?”
“Come on, gentleman; let us drink to our stupidity.”