“The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.”
“If man could be crossed with a cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat.”
“Of all God's creatures, there is only one that cannot be made slave of the leash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve the man, but it would deteriorate the cat.”
“It's never nice to admit we don't know our friends as well as we thought we did.”
“The best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake.”
“I couldn't believe this. My first very good friend had run off to Japan and never written me and now my second very good friend had stolen my cat.”