“How high did I get?” I wanted to know.”
“I don't know what it is about accents that makes me want to get undressed and high-five myself.”
“I know how it feels like to want something so much and not get it.”
“You know how they say you have to first love yourself before you love another? I did. I didn't like it. I'm WAY too high maintenance.”
“He sounded like me when I sensed there were drugs around: "All I know is that if someone wants to get high, or wants to watch while I smoke his dope, I'll do it. I really will.”
“What I want to know is: One - who is the criminal? Two - how did he (or she) do it?”