“But for you to make this move would reveal the two fundamental tenets of true atheism. One: There is no God. Two: I hate Him.”

“This particular strand of feminism is characterized by two tenets: 1. men are jerks, and 2. women should strive by all means to become like them.”

“Become the kind of person the kind of person you would like to marry would like to marry.”

“For the people of God, the Word of God leaves pleasant bruises.”

“I write in order to make the little voices in my head go away. Thus far it hasn't worked.”

“God gave us minds to think with and hearts to thank with. Instead we use our hearts to think about the world as we would like it to have been, and we use our minds to come up with rationalizations for our ingratitude. We are a murmuring, discontented, unhappy, ungrateful people. And because we think we want salvation from our discontents...”

“Wealth is a gift from God, and pride is bequeathed to us from the devil.”