“When the parent is qualified to discipline, he probably does not feel like it, and when he feels like it, he is probably not qualified.”
“A professional is a man who can do his job when he doesn't feel like it; an amateur is one who can't when he does feel like it. ”
“God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.”
“My penis, when inflated, does not qualify as a flotation device, no matter how much it tastes like the navy.”
“The reality is that the Lord never calls the qualified; He qualifies the called.”
“God did not call the qualified to serve Him: instead He qualified the called.”