“. . . simplicity in its pure form can lighten up the tough.”

“When life is telling you to cry, tell it to fuck that then smile instead”

“Whatever”

“Sex with my first boyfriend was a little bit like learning how to put in a tampon, but only half as enjoyable!”

“I know your eyes in the morning sunI feel you touch me in the pouring rainAnd the moment that you wander far from meI wanna feel you in my arms again”

“And you may not thinkI care for youWhen you know down insideThat I really do”

“Nonsense wakes up the brain cells. And it helps develop a sense of humor, which is awfully important in this day and age. Humor has a tremendous place in this sordid world. It's more than just a matter of laughing. If you can see things out of whack, then you can see how things can be in whack.”