“Lies are the glue that hold society together.”

“And remember, "Doof me, Doof you, Doof us.”

“I’m glad we had the times together just to laugh and sing a song, seems like we just got started and then before you know it, the times we had together were gone.”

“Hold tight and pretend it's a plan. That's what I do!”

“My shoe is off. My foot is cold. I have a bird I like to hold.”

“It is not important for life to meet your great expectations. What is important is that you hold high expectations of yourself and meet them greatly.”

“I said, "I do not fear those pants with nobody inside them." I said, and said, and said those words. I said them but I lied them. ”