“…Read…packaged food labels like they’re the hottest thing from Oprah’s book club.”
“How dare the embodiment of her worst nightmare come packaged as her hottest fantasy?”
“I've always felt that sexuality is a really slippery thing. In this day and age, it tends to get categorized and labeled, and I think labels are for food. Canned food.”
“One of the things I love about labeling myself as an author is that I can read books and call it "researching writing styles."--Mike Mankoff”
“An English major is like being in a book club that costs $40,000 a year, has only annoying people in it, offers no refreshments at the meetings, and where people actually read the books.”
“I set the water to its hottest setting, wishing it was labeled, “boil the hell out of any living organism.”