“Two things reduce prejudice: education and laughter.”

“Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices.”

“If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.”

“There are two kinds of failures: those who thought and never did, and those who did and never thought”

“Aristotle's axiom: The worst form of inequality is to try to make unequal things equal.”

“An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.”

“You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job.”