“Be awesome! Be a book nut!”

“ASAP. Whatever that means. It must mean, 'Act swiftly awesome pacyderm!”

“This book is to be read in bed.”

“Fill your house with stacks of books, in all the crannies and all the nooks.”

“No matter what you do, somebody always imputes meaning into your books.”

“You can find magicwherever you look.Sit back and relax,all you need is a book.”

“The words in this book are all phooey. When you say them, your lips will make slips and back flips and your tongue may end up in Saint Looey!”