“Be grateful you’re not in the forest in FranceWhere the average young person just hasn’t a chanceTo escape from the perilous pants eating plantsBut your pants are safe, you’re a fortunate guyYou ought to be shouting how lucky am I”
“You’re so freaking romantic. I don’t know how I keep my pants on.”
“You are far less likely to soil your pants and cry for your mother if you’re prepared to defend yourself.”
“It’s just that you’re the kindest person in the world. And you’re here with me. I’ll never stop feeling lucky.”
“Don’t give a fuck if you’re hot, wet and panting or pissed as hell, you’re sleepin’ by me, in my bed, at home.” said Hector”
“I have a whisper like a zipper. Your secret is safe in my pants.”