“If you never did you should. These things are fun and fun is good.”
“Did you ever fly a kite in bed? Did you ever walk with ten cats on your head? Did you ever milk this kind of cow? Well, we can do it. We know how. If you never did, you should. These things are fun and fun is good.”
“I've never made fun of you. Making fun of you would imply that something about you is fun.”
“Things should look right, Fun; there should be a lot of fun and no more sadness than absolutely necessary”
“Harriet: Is it fun being married?Ole Golly: How should I know? I've never been married. However, I doubt it's all fun. Nothing ever is, you know.”
“As with all other aspects of the narrative art, you will improve with practice, but practice will never make you perfect. Why should it? What fun would that be?”