“If you'd never been born, then you might be an Isn't!An Isn't has no fun at all. No, he disn't.”

“You are you. Now, isn't that pleasant?”

“If you never did you should. These things are fun and fun is good.”

“Being crazy isn't enough.”

“Did you ever fly a kite in bed? Did you ever walk with ten cats on your head? Did you ever milk this kind of cow? Well, we can do it. We know how. If you never did, you should. These things are fun and fun is good.”

“It is fun to have fun but you have to know how.”

“Oh the places you'll go! There is fun to be done! There are points to be scored. There are games to be won. And the magical things you can do with that ball will make you the winning-est winner of all.”