“The older you get, the fewer slumber parties there are, and I hate that. I liked slumber parties. What happened to them?”
“In the spirit of slumber parties, I want to have a sleepover and invite only narcoleptics.”
“What are they all doing there? Throwing a hellacious slumber party?” when no one said anything, I added, “Get it? Hellacious? Because they’re all…Forget it.”
“Slumber party with Dracula, all things considerd why not?”
“Yes, because a vampire slumber party is the pinnacle of safety conscious behavior.”
“His question is pretty dangerous for me to try to answer, so I don’t—it continues to hang out there like the stained underwear at a slumber party that goes unclaimed.”