“Eating crappy food isn't a reward -- it's a punishment.”
“Isn't Heaven reward enough, without needing to see the damned punished?”
“Isn't a kid alive who doesn't dream about rewarding her folks, or punishing them.”
“Eating is self punishment; punish the food instead. Strangle a loaf of Italian bread. Throw darts at a cheesecake. Chain a lamb chop to the bed. Beat up a cookie.”
“It's pretty obvious, isn't it? I'm joining your crappy little renegade pack. The vampires' guard dogs.”
“Good food isn't just about the taste.It's about where and with whom you eat it.”