“It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.”
“This [...] isn`t something I actually saw, but what you end up remembering isn`t always the same as what you witnessed.”
“Have you ever wondered how nostalgia isn"t what it used to be?”
“I'm not even out the door yet and you've already replaced me? Vicious. And for the record, I don't have an inability to say no to guys. I have an inability to grasp the moral ramifications of premarital sex. Lots and lots of premarital sex.”
“I finally faced the fact that it isn`t a crime not having friends. Being alone means you have fewer problems.”
“If there is a book you want to read but isn`t written yet,write it.”