“For once I'd like to be human wallpaper.”

“For God sake, quirky isn't something you date; it's something you make fun of until it totally loses it, runs to its bedroom, throws itself face down on its Barbie comforter, and sobs into its diary about how everyone's so mean.”

“Denial-it's the glue barely holding millions of American families together.”

“If good stuff happened to us until we died it wouldn't be called Life. It would be called Great.”

“Violence of any kind, once it starts, is like fucking a gorilla-you ain't done tillthe gorilla's done.”

“I am fundamentally happy. Everyone has experiences that makes them cynical, jaded or unhappy - you just have to fight those things off. I have totally emotional days when I cry and get insecure. PMS weirded out, doomed and tragic. I mean, I'm definitely not just a lollipop, happy in the wind girl. I'm human just like everyone else, but I think that it would be tragic to be on your deathbed and think, 'I could've I should've.' That gets me out of bed everyday. I can't even last like an hour in bed in the morning. I have to get out there and live.”

“Daisies are like sunshine to the ground.”