“Please, please, please Mr. Fireman? Can I play with your hose?" -Sammy Mauger”
“I don’t want to hear it. Go back to Sammy and get your platter of gonorrhea with a heaping side order of chlamydia. It’s free. Please leave.”
“Please God, please God, can you please tell me why? I ask this of you, yet in my heart, I know.”
“If you cannot please everyone with your deeds and your art, please a few. To please many is bad.”
“Would you please please please please please please please stop talking?”
“I never knew I needed anything or anyone until I met you. Please, please, please open your pretty brown yes for me.”