“ The best car safety device is a rear view mirror with a cop in it. ”

“I'm always looking for meaningful one-night stands”

“Not everyone who drinks is a poet. Some of us drink because we're not poets.”

“I think that music has an endless life.”

“Mud-pies gratify one of our first and best instincts. So long as we are dirty, we are pure.”

“There's a reason why car's have big windshields, but small rear-view mirrors...”

“So, have you seen Flood?" she asked. "Cop?" She added "cop" with a high pop on the p, like it was a punctuation mark, not a profession”