“[A]nything served in a Chinese restaurant is Kosher, even pork. from The Kosher Guide to Imaginary Animals ”

“Jewish vampires: blood can’t be kosher… can it?”

“Tom Friedman says China is so awesome they make kosher pigs.”

“It was was very important not to cast any pearls before swine -- especially when one of the swine was trying to keep kosher.”

“Are you going to wolf out and eat me now?""Certainly not, you'd be stringy and hard to digest.""But kosher.""I'll be sure to point any Jewish lycanthropes in your direction.”

“Let me guess," said Clary. "On the inside it's an abandoned police station; from the outside, mundanes only see a condemned apartment building, or a vacant lot, or…""Actually it looks like a Chinese restaurant from the outside," Luke said. "Takeout only, no table service.""A Chinese restaurant?" Clary echoed in disbelief.He shrugged. "Well, we are in Chinatown. This was the Second Precinct building once.""People must think it's weird that there's no phone number to call for orders."Luke grinned. "There is. We just don't answer it much. Sometimes, if they're bored, some of the cubs will deliver someone some mu shu pork.""You're kidding.""Not at all. The tips come in handy.”