“[A]nything served in a Chinese restaurant is Kosher, even pork. from The Kosher Guide to Imaginary Animals ”

“It's not the wand, it's the wizard.”

“Make it bigger, make it badder, make it awesome!”

“Pleased to meet you." Sage said, offering his hand. "The pleasure is all mine," Rayna Purred. "Unless ofcourse, it's all Clea's which is even better."Sage smiled and might have even blushed a bit, which was highly entertaining.”

“Never let the fear of striking out keep you from playing the game.”

“It was moving, but so absurd that I nearly laughed out loud. I imagined a new line of Hallmark cards: "Thank you for not killing my boyfriend, even if it risks killing you.”

“I'd been right from the start—soulmates were for fairy tales. In real life, people were just people, and they couldn't be trusted.”