“It's so weird man, it's like the vagina is an elevator door that opens up into this dimension, and sometimes that elevator puts you out on to a bad fucking floor!”

“After this whole acting thing is over and done, you eventually have to be human. Some people are never human. It's very weird.”

“I don't care if you're gay, black, Chinese, straight. That means nothing to me. It's all an illusion.”

“If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the universe.”

“Because I have a girlfriend, I try and take the straight and narrow path, which is good because it prevents VD.”

“To me, comedy is a great occupation because I don't really worry that much about what other people think of me.”

“When someone comes along and expresses him or herself as freely as they think, people flock to it. They enjoy it.”