“Richard felt about as conspicuous as a foreskin at a Jewish nudist camp.”
“Something about being rejected at Church Camp felt so much more awful than being rejected at school. ”
“No other foreskin could have caused such trouble.”
“What about you, Ian? Why don't you come too? Can't. I'm Jewish. You are not Jewish! You're Italian. I was thinking of converting.”
“Now,” she told them, “now is the time to be afraid of the dark.” Richard knew that something was about to creep over his face. He closed his eyes: it made no difference to what he saw or felt. The night was complete.”
“THAT NO ONE knows what happened to Jesus’s foreskin is particularly interesting because there used to be upwards of a dozen in circulation.”