“I don't do drugs. If I want a rush I just stand up when I'm not expecting it.”

“I don't know what I want but I know that I want it now.”

“And I'm not saying it's a bad song, you know, or anything like that. All I'm saying is that if you get, I don't know, a broom, say, and dip it in some brake fluid, put the other end up my arse, stick me on a trampoline in a moving lift, and I would write a better song on the walls. That's all I'm saying.”

“Oh how I hate you. I hate you so much it gives me energy. I have to get up early in the morning just to hate you, because there's not enough time in the day! Please GO AWAY!”

“I'm a quitter. I come from a long line of quitters. It's amazing I'm here at all.”

“Why do I even dare to think I could dream I could imagine I could hope?”

“Don't do it! Stay away from your potential. You'll mess it up, it's potential, leave it. Anyway, it's like your bank balance - you always have a lot less than you think.”