“How was I supposed to concentrate on my mental health when my therapist was encased in orange sparkle madness?”
“My experience with therapists is that they were no better than mental prostitutes. I paid them to listen to my shit.”
“My therapist says it's because I have 'daddy' issues. Like that's supposed to mean something to me. How can I have daddy issues when I barely knew the prick?”
“The process is important, regardless of the outcome, just ask Schacter.(...)mental health... is not a destination but a process. It's about how you drive, not where you're going. The therapist is like a driving instuctor, not a chauffeur.”
“What was it that drew you back? My marvellous personality, I suppose? Or my sparkling conversation?”
“A boy who was such a threat to my mental health and happiness should not be so tall.”