“All mortal greatness is but disease.”
“Cupid is a knavish lad,Thus to make poor mortals mad!”
“What is there not to like about cupids?""You don't find them rather dangerous?""Chubby little babies?""Carrying deadly weapons.”
“Oh blind, oh ignorant, self-seeking cupidity which spurs as so in the short mortal life and steeps as through all eternity.”
“It is much more important to know what sort of patient has a disease than what sort of disease a patient has.”
“Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the mortality rate is one hundred percent.”