“Don't play with mortals, Cupid. They carry all sorts of diseases.”

“All mortal greatness is but disease.”

“Cupid is a knavish lad,Thus to make poor mortals mad!”

“What is there not to like about cupids?""You don't find them rather dangerous?""Chubby little babies?""Carrying deadly weapons.”

“Oh blind, oh ignorant, self-seeking cupidity which spurs as so in the short mortal life and steeps as through all eternity.”

“It is much more important to know what sort of patient has a disease than what sort of disease a patient has.”

“Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the mortality rate is one hundred percent.”